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kayfabe:

The Ultimate Hitch Cookbook by the University of Applied Sciences and Arts in Hannover.

An animated book containing the recipes for Alfred Hitchcock’s classics. It’s made for Hitchcock enthusiasts and every other couch potato out there.

“This dish, as hot as it is, is best served with something cold, preferably blonde.”

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

The Breeders - Driving on 9

7 Idiots and 3 People with Brains.

kellyoxford:



Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman got the kisscam at the Lakers game and only one girl sitting by them was smart enough to actually look at THEM rather than the screen.
People are so fucking stupid. I love the girl with the burger.

ilovecharts:

danmeth:

Gary Coleman R.I.P.

ilovecharts:

danmeth:

Gary Coleman R.I.P.

Thoreau: “How many things can you go away from?”

missingmuffine:

“Henry David Thoreau, Journal (Nov. 1, 1858): How many things can you go away from? They see the comet from the northwest coast just as plainly as we do, and the same stars through its tail. Take the shortest way round and stay at home. A man dwells in his native valley like a corolla in its calyx, like an acorn in its cup. Here, of course, is all that you love, all that you expect, all that you are. Here is your bride elect, as close to you as she can be got. Here is all the best and all the worst you can imagine. What more do you want? Bear hereaway then! Foolish people imagine that what they imagine is somewhere else. That stuff is not made in any factory but their own.”

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